LMFAO soooo my life…this happened last week actually, I was too sick!

Thought Catalog

1. “I need to wash my hands.”

2. “Never again. I mean it this time. Never again.”

3. “I need to change my clothes.”

4. “Why did I order two McChickens, when one would have clearly sufficed??”

5. [To fellow McDonald’s eater] “Let’s not talk about this.”

6. “Someone get these wrappers away from me.”

7. “Wait, no, don’t take my soda — I’m still drinking it.”

8. [Midway through bite of second sandwich] “I… I can’t do this.”

9. “I’m making myself a salad tonight.”

10. “I’m gonna go to the grocery store and get some vegetables… is there a Whole Foods around here?”

11. “I should have at least gone to Wendy’s.”

12. “I’m gonna go watch a documentary about how evil McDonald’s is.”

13. “Is Super Size Me on Netflix?”

14. “What was that actually made of?”

15. [Googles that picture of strawberry soft serve-looking chicken.]


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